Related:

• Drazen's Law of Restitution: The time it takes to rectify a situation is inversely proportional to the time it took to do the damage.
  Example: It takes longer to glue a vase together than to break one....
• The time it takes to rectify a situation is inversely proportional to the time it took to do the damage.
  Example 1: It takes longer to glue a vase together than to break one....
• The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals.
  That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals....
• The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals.
  That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision....
• There is no need for us to panic in this situation. -- Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jone
• Homosexuals -- be fruitful, but don't multiply!
• Fact: 99.9+% of homosexuals were raised by heterosexual parents.
• If God didn't make homosexuals, there wouldn't be any.
• If you don't like homosexuals, don't sleep with them.