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• Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested, and the frog dies of it.
  -- E. B. Waite...
• Anyalyzing humour is like dissecting a frog: nobody enjoys it, and the frog usually dies as a result.
• Defining and analyzing humour is a pastime of humorless people. -- Robert Benchley
• Kid: "Grandad, can you make a noise like a frog?" Grandad
  Why yes, I can make a noise like a frog" Kid: "Great!...
• You have a frog in your pocket?
• It is not considered safe to ask a waitress you do not know well if she has frog's legs.
  Even if you know her well, this question can be the cause of serious injury....
• What do you get when you kiss a galactic frog? Star Warts.
• Where do you find a frog with no legs? Right where you left him.
• Once upon a time there was a beautiful young girl taking a stroll through the woods.
  All at once she saw an extremely ugly bull frog seated on a log and to her amazement the frog spoke to her....