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Lighten up guys! It was just a joke...
Lighten up, while you still can, Don't even try to understand, Just find a place to make your stand, And take it easy.
-- The Eagles, "Taking It Easy...
Lighten up! You take yourself much too seriously!
LIGHTHOUSE, n. A tall building on the seashore in which the government maintains a lamp and the friend of a politician.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Lighthouses are more helpful than churches. -- Frankli
Lighting an object which is already lit has profound ontological implications.
Light is square; darkness is round.
Light is useless without a dark to stick it in!
Lightning can't hit us at this dist... -- Famous Last Word
Lightning & elephants do as they damn please!
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