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• There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
  -- Douglas Adam...
• That this gentleman [President John Adams] ought not to be the object of the federal wish, is, with me, reduced to demonstration.
  His administration has already very materially disgraced and sunk the government....
• A Parable of Modern Research: Bob has lost his keys in a room which is dark except for one brightly lit corner.
  "Why are you looking under the light, you lost them in the dark!" "I can only see here....
• An ontological statement utilizing minimal ideograms.
• A CONS is an object which cares. -- Bernie Greenberg.
• This light can be lit with a switch which usually can be found next to the entrance of the room.