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Life would be infinitely happier if could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
-- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
Life would be so much easier if everyone read the manual.
Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code.
Life would be tolerable but for its amusements. -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
Life, you know, is rather like opening a tin of sardines.
We are all of us looking for the key....
Lifting her skirt, she revealed her treasure. The mother lode.
Pretty, I thought, but is it art? -- Edward Abbey...
Lift thou up the light of thy countenance upon us. -- Old Testament -- Psalm iv, 6
Light and warmth! That's necessary to all humanoids.
-- Kirk, "The Cloud Minders," stardate 5818.4....
Lighten up, dude! Life's too short....

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