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Life's a glitch, then you play Shanghai too.
Life's a joke, and we're the punchline.
Life's a lemon, and I want my money back. -- Jim Steinman, Rock 'n Roll compose
Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it.
Life's a reach and then you gybe.
Life's a rut, don't get caught in a deep one!
Life's a shit sandwich and each day you take a bigger bite.
Life's a tough job, and the hours are a bitch.
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest. -- Wilson Mizne
Life's a trip and then you run out of Travelers' Checks.
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