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Life's a bitch, and then you diet!
Life's a bitch, and then you're reincarnated.
Life's a bitch, but I like my life
Life's a bitch, but some of the puppies are cute.
Life's a bitch--now so am I.
Life's a bitch, then you marry one.
Life's a bitch, time's a bastard, and death finishes it.
Life's about changing, nothing ever stays the same.
Life's a Cabaret... Long, dull, and full of Nazis. -- Howard the Duck
Life's a CACHE, and then you FLUSH...
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