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Learn patience - ray trace on an XT.
Learn something NEW today!
Learn that sharks aren't just there to be eaten. Some of them are getting the hang of this newfangled role-reversal stuff.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Learn the basics of Clintonomics. Call 1-900-SUK-U-DRY
Learn the basics of feminizm. Call 1-900-BEN-DOVER
Learn the delicious kiss of the lash.
Learn the wisdom of compromise, for it is better to bend a little than to break. -- Jane Well
Learn to be sincere. Even if you have to fake it. -- Solomon Sho
Learn to be wary of Japanese and Norwegians carrying spears.
Anything that's warm-blooded and swims is fair game to them....
Learn to fly. Skydive.

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