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LEGACY, n. A gift from one who is legging it out of this vale of tears.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
legal: adj. Loosely used to mean `in accordance with all the relevant rules', esp.
in connection with some set of constraints defined by software....
legalese: n. Dense, pedantic verbiage in a language description, product specification, or interface standard
ext that seems designed to obfuscate and requires a {language lawyer} to {pa...
Legalize freedom.
Legalize free-enterprise murder: why should governments have all the fun?
Legalize necrophilia!!
Legalize prostitution -- keep politicians off the streets!
Legalize telepathy. - I knew you were going to say that.
Legalize vandalism!!
Legal Marijuana needs true glaucoma patients.

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