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Learn what not to do from the experience of others. It's cheaper than your own. -- J. Winter Smith
Learn what we should learn; do what we should do; be what we should be. -- Thomas S. Monso
Learn young about hard work and manners--and you'll be through the whole dirty mess and nicely dead again before you know it.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald...
LEASE OF LIFE Need to get a life? Why not lease one?
A range of lives are available on a cheap danger-free lease plan....
Least popular new car option #6: Hydraulic roadkill scoop
Least said is soonest disavowed. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
Leave a message or I'll send 30,000 volts through your phone.
I am an electrical engineer. I can do that....
Leave bigotry in your quarters; there's no room for it on the bridge.
-- Kirk, "Balance of Terror," stardate 1709.2....
Leave her to heaven And to those thorns that in her bosom lodge, To prick and sting her.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act i, Sc. 5...
Leave it alone, Bob. It's dangerou

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