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• Learn a new word today.
• It's a GREAT DAY when I learn something new!
• VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22) Learn something new today, like how to spell or how to count to ten without using your fingers.
  Be careful dressing this morning. You may be hit by a car later in the day and you wouldn't want to be taken to the doctor's office in some of that old underwear you own....
• VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22) Learn something new today, like how to spell or how to count to ten without using your fingers.
  Be careful dressing this morning. You may be hit by a car later in the day and you wouldn't want to be taken to the doctor's office in some of that old underwear you own....
• Read. You may learn something!!!
• Human female: "Next, New New York in crisis. Morbo?
  Morbo: "Thanks, human female. Puny Earthlings were shocked today to learn that a ball of garbage will destroy their pathetic city of New New York....
• Every time I learn something new, it pushes out something old!
  Remember that time I took a home wine-making course and forgot how to drive? -- Homer Simpso...