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A message from the Anybody But Bush campaign: Saddam Hussein still has a job, Do you?
A message from the depths of Hell!
A metallic voice says, "Hello, Intruder! Your unauthorized presence in the vault area of the Bank of Zork has set off all sorts of nasty surprises, several of which seem to have been fatal.
This me...
A metaphor is like a simile. -- Steven Wrigh
A method of solution is perfect if we can forsee from the start, and even prove, that following that method we shall attain our aim.
-- Leibnitz...
A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed on the Falkland Islands have devised what they consider a marvelous new game.
Noting that the local penguins are fascinated by...
A Mexican _WILL_ blink when hit by a hammer.
Amiable weaknesses of human nature. -- Edward Gibbon (1737-1794) -- Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire (1776), Chap.
xiv...
Amiable weakness. -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Jones, Book x, Chap. viii
Am I accompanied by a PARENT or GUARDIAN? -- Zippy the Pinhead

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