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A minor difficulty, if given time and a bit of energy, can be teased up into a truly major catastrophe.
(This is NOT a Dan Quayle Joke, so knock it off!)...
Am I not a man and a brother? -- From a medallion by Wedgwood (1787), representing a negro in chains, -- with one knee on the ground, and both hands lifted up to heaven.
-- This was adopted as a ch...
Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them? -- Abraham Lincol
Am I pleased or frightened?
Am I ranting? I hope so. My ranting gets raves.
Am I seeing things or is that a dragon? -- Famous Last Word
A miser grows rich by seeming poor; an extravagant man grows poor seeming rich.
-- William Shakespeare...
A miser is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor.
A miser is someone who earns his money the hoard way.
Am I SHOPLIFTING? -- Zippy the Pinhead

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