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• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
• hello sailor! interj. Occasional West Coast equivalent of hello world
  eems to have originated at SAIL, later associated with the game Zork (which also included "hello, aviator" and "hello, implementor")....
• grue n. [from archaic English verb for `shudder'
  as with fear] The grue was originated in the game Zork (Dave Lebling took the name from Jack Vance's "Dying Earth" fantasies) and used in several other Infocom games as a hint that you should perhaps look for a lamp, torch or some type of light source....
• ADVENT /ad'vent/ n. The prototypical computer adventure game
  first designed by Will Crowther on the PDP-10 in the mid-1970s as an attempt at computer-refereed fantasy gaming, and expanded into a puzzle-oriented game by Don Woods at Stanford in 1976....
• Answering machine message: (In an operator-like voice) We're sorry, the number you have dialed, 123-4567, has been changed.
  The new number is 123-4567. Please hang up and try your call again....
• hello, sailor!: interj. Occasional West Coast equivalent of {hello, world}
  eems to have originated at SAIL, later associated with the game {Zork} (which also included "hello, aviator" and "hello, implementor")....
• This message brought to by The Wizzo Chocolate Company.
• Suddenly, as you wait in the dark, you begin to feel somewhat disoriented.
  The feeling passes, but something seems different....
• You are transported to a room where you are faced by a wizard who points to you and says, "Them's fighting words!
  You immediately get attacked by all sorts of denizens of the museum...