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A Mexican _WILL_ Blink When Hit By A Hammer.
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A Mexican _WILL_ blink when hit by a hammer.
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FACT: A cat will blink when struck by a hammer.
FACT: A liberal will blink when struck with a hammer.
A cat will almost always blink when hit with a sledgehammer.
When hammering a nail, you will never hit your finger if you hold the hammer with both hands.
-- Leibowitz's Rule...
Leibowitz's Rule: When hammering a nail, you will never hit your finger if you hold the hammer with both hands.
When in doubt, use a bigger hammer.
