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K'Ehleyr: "Upon due consideration of the problem and all possible *options*, my original recommendation stands!
Meeting adjourned!" -- "The Emissary", Stardate unknow...
K'Ehleyr: "What shall I tell Alexander, that he has no father?" -- "Reunion", Stardate unknow
K'Ehleyr: "You talk like a Ferengi!" -- "Reunion", Stardate unknow
Keiko: "*What* are these little dark things?" O'Brie
Capers." -- "The Wounded", Stardate 44429.6...
Keiko: "What kind of food?" O'Brien: "Scalloped potatoes, mutton shanks, ox tails and cabbage.
Keiko: "Kind of heavy." -- "The Wounded", Stardate 44429.6...
Keiko: "What's what you're singing?" O'Brien: "What?
Oh, it's just a little song. A bunch of us used to sing it together on the Rutledge....
Kemosabe no in tipi now. You leave'um message after little smoke signal, and Kemosabe get back for pow-wow real fast.
-- Answering machine madness - authority figure...
ken: /ken/ n. 1. [UNIX] Ken Thompson, principal inventor of UNIX.
In the early days he used to hand-cut distribution tapes, often with a note that read "Love, ken"....
KENNEL A place where sleeping dogs lie, shelter from rain, and chew on dubious bones dug up from other people's garden.
Toxic Custard advice of the week is: Never steal anything from a Rottweile...
Ken Thompson has an automobile which he helped design.
Unlike most automobiles, it has neither speedometer, nor gas gage, nor any of the numerous idiot lights which plague the modern driver....

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