It Was One Of Those Parties Where You Cough Twice Before You Speak, And Then Decide Not To Say It After All.
It was one of those parties where you cough twice before you speak,
and then decide not to say it after all.
-- P. G. Wodehouse
Butler: A solemn procession of one. -- P. G. Wodehouse
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends on whether you are at the right or the wrong end of the gun.
-- P. G. Wodehouse...
Hear twice before you speak once.
One half of the world doesn't know how the other three-quarters lives. -- P. G. Wodehouse
To be a humorist, one must see the world out of focus.
-- P. G. Wodehouse, in the preface to "A Carnival of Modern Humo...
Has anybody ever seen a drama critic in the daytime?
Of course not! They come out after dark, up to no good. -- P. G. Wodehouse...
I always advise people never to give advice. -- P. G. Wodehouse
Think twice before you speak to a friend in need. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
Before you speak, just remember that you will not be asked to explain what you did not say!