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Its 1993 And Elvis Is Still Dead.
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Its 1993 and Elvis is still dead.
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GET REAL! Elvis is DEAD! Accept it!
What's wrong with Elvis? He's DEAD!
If Elvis ain't dead, let's kill him!
Why is it that Elvis is dead and *I'm* the one in Hell?
NEWSFLASH! Ellis is *still* dead!
Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.
Elvis Presley has an unlisted number. Here it is! 1-800-I'M DEAD.
Romeo was restless, he was ready to kill, He jumped out the window 'cause he couldn't sit still, Juliet was waiting with a safety net, Said "don't bury me 'cause I ain't dead yet".
-- Elvis Costello...
