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It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet.
-- On the role of beauty and handsomeness in love -- Brian, age 7...
It isn't a war on drugs--it's a war on people.
It isn't easy being a fat narcissist. -- Jackie Gleaso
It isn't easy being green. -- Kermi
It isn't homework unless it's due tomorrow.
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
-- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)...
It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle...
It isn't premarital sex if you don't get married. -- Michael Juste
It isn't really mine 'til I've modified it.
It isn't spread by casual contact, you know." "Yeah, *I* know!
Why did YOU pull back?" "People. I love 'em." -- Observations on humanity in CONCRETE...

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