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It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi...
It is now 10 p.m. Do you know where Henry Kissinger is? -- Elizabeth Carpente
It is now almost as expensive to fill the lawnmower with gas as it once was to fill the car.
It is now pitch dark. If you proceed, you will likely fall into a pit.
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
-- Richard J. Ferris, president of United Airline...
It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
-- Knebel's Law...
It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry.
-- H. L. Mencken, Notebooks, 1956...
It is now sixteen or seventeen years since I saw the Queen of France, then the Dauphiness, at Versaille
and surely never lighted on this orb, which she hardly seemed to touch, a more delightful visi...
it is now some years since I detected how many were the false beliefs that I ha d believed to be true since my earliest youth.
And since that time, I have bee n convinced that I must once and for all...
It isn't a bad life to have everyone in the universe at your back and call, and you win all the arguments.
-- Kirk, "The Man Trap," stardate 1513.8....

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