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• I have a very strong record on the Environment in the United States Senate.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle...
• The future will be a better tomorrow. -- Vice President Dan Quayle
• Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle, 9/18/90 (reported in Esquire, 8/92)...
• I couldn't help but be impressed by the magnitude of the earthquake.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle, stepping out of the helicopter upon arrival at Alameda Naval Air Station....
• I'm Dan Quayle. I'm Dan Quayle. I'm Dan Quayle. I am Dan Quayle.
  The real Dan Quayle. The real Dan Quayle stand up....
• All things considered, Dan Quayle is doing a fine job as Vice President.
  He is the best eraser clapper the White House has ever had....
• We are doing the right thing and we do not see the bad things.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle pretending he is one of the wise monkeys....
• I happen to be a Republican president...aah... vice president.
  -- American Vice President Dan Quayle...
• I happen to be a Republican president- ah, the vice president.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle (Newsweek 4/9/90)...