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• My whole life is a movie--it's just that there are no dissolves.
  I have to live every agonizing moment of it--my life needs editing....
• Casey came home from seeing the doctor looking very worried.
  His wife said, "What's the problem?" He said, "The doctor told me I have to take a pill every day for the rest of my life....
• Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
  Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe! -- And smoke it, "I Married Marge...
• We have the power to do anything we like. Absolute power over every particle in the universe, everything that has ever existed or ever will exist, as from this moment.
  Are you listening to me, Romana?] Romana: Yes, of course I am....
• Were it offered to my choice, I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginnings, only asking the advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults.
  -- Ben Franklin, "Autobiography...
• All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific." -- Jane Wagne
• All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific. -- Jane Wagne