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I see your GAU-8A and raise you two SAMs!
I see your point... and raise you a line. -- Elliot Smorodinsky
I see you Sam's and raise you two weasels.
I see you shiver in antici........................pation.
I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips, Straining upon the start.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry V -- Act iii, Sc. 1...
I selected E5... but I didn't hear ``Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs''! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I sense danger, Will Robinson!
I sense... <*SLAP*> Not while we're on the bridge, Will!
I sent a letter to the fish, I told them, This is what I wish.
The little fishes of the sea, They sent an answer back to me....
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION.
I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER. -- Groucho Marx...

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