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I shall detain you no longer in the demonstration of what we should not do, but straight conduct ye to a hillside, where I will point ye out the right path of a virtuous and noble educatio
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I shall digitize or die !!!
I shall enter on no encomium upon Massachusetts; she needs none.
There she is. Behold her, and judge for yourselves....
I shall expect a chemical cure for psychopathic behavior by 10 A.
M. tomorrow, or I'll have your guts for spaghetti. -- a comic panel by Cotham...
I shall explain this by waving my hands about in an appropriate manner.
I shall fold my tens and silently slip away. -- An Algonquinite with a losing card hand
I shall light a candle of understanding in thine heart, which shall not be put out.
-- Old Testament -- 2 Esdras xiv, 25...
I shall ne'er be ware of mine own wit till I break my shins against it.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act ii, Sc. 4...
I shall never ask, never refuse, never resign nor ever not run for re-election.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac...
I shall not ask Jean Jacques Rousseau If birds confabulate or no.
-- William Cowper (1731-1800) -- Pairing Time Anticipated...

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