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In the game of life you get to choose where you keep your brain - heads you win, tails you loose.
In the Garden of Eden sat Adam, Massaging the bust of his madam, He chuckled with mirth, For he knew that on earth, There were only two boobs and he had 'em.
In the gates of Eternity, the black hand and the white hand hold each other with an equal clasp.
-- Mrs. Stowe...
In the great right of an excessive wrong.
-- Robert Browning (1812-1890) -- The Ring and the Book, The other Half-Rome, Line 1055...
In the handbook, it says that most people ignore the strange and unusual
while I myself *am*... strange and unusual. -- BEETLEJUICE...
In the hotel there was a mirror over my bed! I was uneasy going to sleep.
When I sleep I toss and turn, and when I woke up I thought I saw a naked sky diver coming at me ....
In the intercourse of life we please, often, by our defects than by our good qualities.
-- La Rochefoucauld...
In their first passion women love their lovers, in all the others they love love.
-- Francis, Duc de La Rochefoucauld (1613-1680) -- Maxim 471...
In their nomination to office they will not appoint to the exercise of authority as to a pitiful job, but as to a holy function.
-- Edmund Burke (1729-1797) -- Reflections on the Revolution in Franc...
In their report on _Life of Brian_]

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