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A Los Angeles ordinance forbids a person to have a hippopotamus in his possession.
A loser is a stowaway on a kamikaze plane. -- Charlie Manna
A loser walks in Central Park with a German shepherd for protection--and meets a mugger with a rhinoceros.
A loser is a female impersonator who doesn't know it, a window washer who steps back to adm...
A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never.
A lost property office is for people to return things they find and don't want.
A lot is happening -- not all of it good, but a lot is happening.
-- President George Bush, Day 48 of the Bush presidency...
A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.
D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B. -- "Fats" Domino...
A lot of my countrymen say rude things about England because it has the lowest standard of living in the world, and I don't think that's fair.
I think that's mean and horrid. Because I know England...
A lot of people have said that this country is coming apart at the seams.
.. ... for God's sake, this is America! -- George Bush...
A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I.
I believe everything positively stinks. -- Lew Col...

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