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A lot of women are getting tattoos. Don't do it, that's sick.
That butterfly looks great on your breast when you're 20, 30....
A "lotus?" I thought that was a Grasshopper.
A loud mouth never hears the silence.
A lovely being, scarcely formed or moulded, A rose with all its sweetest leaves yet folded.
-- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto xv, Stanza 43...
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.
A lover always thinks of his mistress first and himself second
with a husband it runs the other way. -- Honore de Balzac...
A lover has all the good points and all the bad points which are locking in a husband.
A lover is a bottle of wine; a husband is a wine bottle.
A lover's like a hunter- if the game be got with too much ease he cares not for't. -- Mead
A lover teaches a wife all that her husband has concealed from her.

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