In A Bureaucracy Accomplishment Is Inversely Proportional To Volume Of Paper Used.

In A Bureaucracy Accomplishment Is Inversely Proportional To Volume Of Paper Used.

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In a bureaucracy accomplishment is inversely proportional to volume
of paper used.
-- Foster L. Fowler

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