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• That there should one Man die ignorant who had capacity for Knowledge, this I call tragedy.
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  Woman: [babe in arms] Rabbi, should I have another child?...
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• Smithers: Mr. Simpson, are you listening? [Homer eats an orange] Simpson?
  ! Homer: Huh? Yeah, I was listening. Very funny....
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  They hang out and play together for years, virtually inseparable....
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  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....