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• When you have a lot of things to do, first things first, get your nap out of the way before all else.
• Murphy's (First) Corollary: Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
• If at first you don't succeed, try something else.
• If at first you don't succeed, try someone else.
• Half-done: This is the best way to eat a kosher dill -- when it's still crunchy, light green, yet full of garlic flavor.
  The difference between this and the typical soggy dark green cucumber corpse is like the difference between life and death....
• half-done, n: This is the best way to eat a kosher dill -- when it's still crunchy, light green, yet full of garlic flavor.
  The difference between this and the typical soggy dark green cucumber corpse is like the difference between life and death....
• Half-done: This is the best way to eat a kosher dill -- when it's still crunchy, light green, yet full of garlic flavor.
  The difference between this and the typical soggy dark green cucumber corpse is like the difference between life and death....
• Homer: Oh, what am I going to do? Moe: Uh, why don't you invite him over.
  Turn him from an enemy to a friend. Then when he's not expecting it -- bam!...