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I am one of the greatest liars in the English language- -I wouldn't be telling you this if I didn't know it wasn't true.
I am only a rat in a maze, like you -- only the dead go free.
I am only a stupid robot and cannot perform that command.
I am Opie of Borg. Can I assimilate 'em, Pa?
I am opposed to all attempts to license or restrict the arming of individuals.
I am OS/2 of Borg. DOS will be assimilated.
I am out there saving the world from Commies and Martians who will eat your feet.
.. and he's making peanut brittle in my washer!" -- The Flaming Carrot bitches......
I am overqualified? Allow me to remove some lines from my resume...
I am over six feet and go everywhere. -- Archy the cockroach
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