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• I am a computer. I am dumber than any human and smarter than any administrator.
• In an evolving man-machine system, the man will get dumber faster than the machine gets smarter.
  -- by Scott Guthery, SEN Jan 87, p. 20...
• If *I* can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.
  "Somebody has to save our skins." - Leia Organa -- ...understanding Product Support......
• If she was any dumber, she'd be a green plant.
• Believe you're dumber than you are: you'll win.
• A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
  -- Mitch Ratliffe, _Technology Review_ April, 1992...
• I may be stupid, but that still makes me smarter than you.
• It's smarter to be lucky than it's lucky to be smart.
• One has a greater sense of intellectual degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience.
  -- Alice Jame...