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• I was a teenage were-Communist undead spy for the KGB.
• Didn't I buy a 1951 Packard from you last March in Cairo? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Didn't I buy a 1951 Packard from you last March in Cairo?" -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltratio
  communist indoctrination, communist subversion and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids!...
• To the best of my recollection, Senator, I can't recall.
• I may not understand what you say, but I'll defend to your death my right to deny it.
  -- Albert Alligator, in Pogo, 26 September 1951...