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HOW TO SPREAD A RUMOR 1. Tell the story casually, and don't give yourself away by being overanxious to launch your rumor.
2. If the lowdown is especially hot, tell it confidentially. 3. Neve...
How to Stage Armed Heists" by Robin Bank
How to Succeed in School: Rita Book
How to tell time by children: When they're very sleepy, it's time to go to school.
When they never felt more wide awake in their lives, it's time for the late late late late late movie....
How to Tour the Prison: Robin Steele
How to tune a ukulele: My DOS has flea
How To Tune Up Your Auto: Carl Humm
How typically vulgar and plebeian of you. -50 points..
How untasteful can you get?
How use doth breed a habit in a man! -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Two Gentlemen of Verona -- Act v, Sc.
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