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• How's YOUR Endless Project coming? -- Mark Diekha
• The future belongs to him who knows how to wait. -- Russian Proverb
• If you are a host to your guest, be a host to his dog also. Russian Proverb
• How many Russian leaders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs....
• Every good person has learned how to obey, whom to obey and when to obey. Valuable lessons each.
• You will diiiiieeeee. You will die slowwwwwwwly. Your stomach will swelllllllll, your intestines will wriiiithe and booooil.
  Your eeeeeyes will buuuuurn....
• How many Russian leaders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the old bulb is just suffering from a cold....
• Herbert: Hey Homer, how's your car coming? Homer: Oh, fine.
  They were putting in an onboard something-or-other and rack-and-peanut steering....
• The Borg are coming. Quick, hide your hockey gear!