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How's my demon? Call 1-800-CTHULHU.
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If you wanna complain about my attitude dial 1 (800) EAT-SH*T.
Cthulhu lives--in MY refrigerato
Cthulhu and Hastur and Nyarlathotep, Oh my!
Want to call Geraldo Rivera. He has an 800 number! Simply dial 1-800-TRASH-TV
1) Read the incantation. 2) Escape. -- Rules for Escape From Cthulhu
Learn how I made my 1st million. Send $1 for Info.
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Your opal may cure my brother of some demon-taint, but *my* bad attitude is no sickness!
It's one-hundred percent all natural! -- Ron Po...
