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  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• Honk if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ...
• Honk if you love cheeses.
• Honk if you love Eegah!
• if (horny(you_are)==YES) honk()
• You may be redneck... if you roll down the car window after sex.
• If you throw a cat out the car window, is that kitty litter?