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• Cat: Look at my hands, I had lovely hands. Liste
  Well wear the smegging gloves. Cat: (picking up gloves) Marigold with blue?...
• Holly: We are talking Jape of the Decade. We are talking April, May, June, July, and August, fool.
  Yes, that's right -- I am Queeg. Rimmer, Lister, Cat: WHAT?!!!!!! -- Red Dwarf - 'Queeg'...
• You're as much use as a condom machine at the Vatican. -- Rimmer to Holly in Red Dwarf 'Queeg'
• Smithers: Are you sure you want to go through with this, Sir?
  You _do_ have a very full wardrobe as it is....
• Holly: The phrase 'cargo bay doors' does not appear to be in my lexicon.
  -- Red Dwarf - 'Demons and Angels'...
• Lister: Look at what he's given me for dinner: a pea on toast.
  One pea. I tell you, I'm that far from cracking....
• Holly: I was in love once -- a Sinclair ZX-81. People said, No, Holly, she's not for you.
  She was cheap, she was stupid and she wouldn't load -- well, not for me, anyway....
• All my friends and I are crazy. That's the only thing that keeps us sane.
• All my friends and I are crazy. That's the only thing that keeps us sane.