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• I mean, like, I just read your article in the Yale law recipe, on search and seizure.
  Man, that was really Out There. I was so WRECKED when I wrote that....
• This is Alan. Leave me a message and tell me what I can do to.
  .. I mean, do FOR you. -- Answering machine madness - playing with the calle...
• Alan: Hi, I'm Alan. I'm your copilot. Homer: Uh, yeah, uh, hmm.
  Er, uh, as a change of pace, I'm going to let you do most of the work....
• Ginsburg's Law: At the precise moment you take off your shoe in a shoe store, your big toe will pop out of your sock to see what's going on.
• I have a feeling that at any time about three million Americans can be had for any militant reaction against law, decency, the Constitution, the Supreme Court, compassion and the rule of reason.
  -- John Kenneth Galbraith...
• Hi there I'm interested in having breakfast with you. Can I call you or nudge you? -- Pick up line
• You can measure a programmer's perspective by noting his attitude on the continuing viability of FORTRAN.
  -- Alan J. Perli...
• You can measure a programmer's perspective by noting his attitude on the continuing viability of FORTRAN.
  -- Alan Perli...