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• Cardinal Fang! Fetch...THE COMFY CHAIR!
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• HIT them Mr Moderator - they are OFF TOPIC!
• I'm sorry, what does "Off-topic" mean?
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• Those alarm things that make a real loud honking kind of noise were going off as Captain James Hurley stared at the screen that showed him the stuff outside in space
  while he sat in the chair that the captain sits in and slowly reached for the control panel for the thing that makes the ship go real fast....