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Her angels face, As the great eye of heaven, shyned bright, And made a sunshine in the shady place.
-- Edmund Spenser (1553-1599) -- The Faerie Queene, Book i, Canto iii, St. 4...
Her ass is sucking swamp gas.
Her beauty makes This vault a feasting presence full of light.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Romeo and Juliet -- Act v, Sc. 3...
Her berth was of the wombe of morning dew, And her conception of the joyous Prime.
-- Edmund Spenser (1553-1599) -- The Faerie Queene, Book iii, Canto vi, St. 3...
Her body was recovered, she bought a new suit of clothes.
Herbs, and other country messes, Which the neat-handed Phillis dresses.
-- John Milton (1608-1674) -- L'Allegro, Line 85...
Her cap, far whiter than the driven snow, Emblems right meet of decency does yield.
-- William Shenstone (1714-1763) -- The Schoolmistress, Stanza 6...
Her children arise up and call her blessed. -- Old Testament -- Proverbs xxxi, 28
Her dentist went deaf from the drill's echoes.
Her dialing thumb must be broken.

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