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• Have Your Modem Call My Modem And We'll Do Lunch
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• You are a very beautiful girl. Do you have a 16-bit adder?
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  Her mama hit the ceiling. She said, "Who done it?...
• Bart: What am I supposed to do here? Homer: Nothing.
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• It is always preferable to visit home with a friend.
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• My mother," said the sweet young steno, "says there are some things a girl should not do before twenty.
  "Your mother is right," said the executive, "I don't like a large audience, either....