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Hark ye, Clinker, you are a most notorious offender.
You stand convicted of sickness, hunger, wretchedness, and want. -- Tobias Smolle...
HARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS? - Can you drive a French motorcycle?
HARMAN/BOECKMANN/COUCH/THOMAS/WHITE/WILLIAMS/WILSON
Harmless ninja throwing button.
HARMONISTS, n. A sect of Protestants, now extinct, who came from Europe in the beginning of the last century and were distinguished for the bitterness of their internal controversies and dissensions.
Harness her to the ceiling, position over you, ROTATE!
Harpist: A plucky musician...
HARPISTS do it by pulling strings.
Harris's Lament: All the good ones are taken.
Harrods--what a snotty store! I mean, even the window dummies have attitudes. -- Kit Hollerbach
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