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• When a piercer drops in on you, you will be tempted to hit the ceiling!
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• Don't worry, Mr.B. I have a cunning plan to solve the problem.
  Yes, Baldrick, let us not forget that you tried to solve the problem of your mother's low ceiling by cutting off her head....
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