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• Snobol programmers do it in strings.
• Do you think sheep know when you're pulling the wool over their eyes?
• Broken guitar ... no strings attached!!!
• Tailors come with no strings attached.
• Caboose seems to be pulling the engine.
• Tampons $1 a dozen! No strings attached!
• There are some strings. They're just not attached.
• Wait a minute, Skinner. How do we know some principal over in France isn't pulling the same scam you are!
  -- Homer learns that Bart has been selected for an exchange program, "The Crepes of Wrath...