Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Has a full six-pack but lacks the plastic thing to hold them together.
Has a leak in his ceiling.
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together.
Has all the brains God gave a duck's ass.
Has an IQ of 2, and it takes 3 to grunt.
Has anybody ever found Waldo?
Has anybody ever seen a drama critic in the daytime?
Of course not! They come out after dark, up to no good. -- P. G. Wodehouse...
Has anybody found a good use for a live cat?
Has anybody seen my legs?" -- Barney Mille
Has anyone died from Engineering Math 4015?

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