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GOUT, n. A physician's name for the rheumatism of a rich patient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Gov. Dukakis, rebuttal?" "I can't believe I'm losing to this guy.
-- From the Bush-Dukakis debate satire on SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE...
Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. -- Lao-Tzu
Governing a large country is like frying a small fish.
You spoil it with too much poking. -- Lao-Tze...
Government action and inaction both gravely impair business confidence. -- Mark Epernay
Government as substitute husband.
Government can be a kind of gangsterism and is in Russia and is likely to be here if we don't take care of ourselves pretty carefully.
-- Frank Lloyd Wright (1869-1959), -- on Mike Wallace Asks, T.V...
Government corruption will always be reported in the past tense. -- The Watergate Principle
Government doesn't work. -- Harry Browne
Government expands to absorb revenue and then some. -- Wiker's Law

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