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Government: the ultimate con game.
Government, today, is growing too strong to be safe.
There are no longer any citizens in the world; there are only subjects....
Government under democracy is government by orgy...almost by orgasm.
Government: You make it, we take it.
Gov't corrupt. (A)bolish, (R)evolt, (I)gnore Constitution?
Govt. failure! Boot President, Reformat Congress? (Y/n)
GOVT.SYS corrupt - (R)ecall, (R)ebel, (E)ject.
Go water skiing, but keep the other ski as a spare.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Go 'way! You're bothering me!
Go west, old man. -- Irving "Swifty" Lazar (from Moss Hart)
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