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Grammar, n. A system of pitfalls thoughtfully prepared for the feet for the self-made man, along the path by which he advances to distinction.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Grammar POLICE AT WORK - CLEANING UP THE LANGUAGE
Grammar, which knows how to control even kings. -- Jean Baptiste Moliere (1622-1673) -- Les Femmes savantes, Act ii, Sc.
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Grandchildren: God's reward for parents who survive.
Grandkids - God's reward for not strangling your own children.
Grandma got run over by a dragon.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer...
Grandparents: reliable baby-sitting.
*? <-- Grandpa Tribble with his cane
Grand Slam Event: A honeymoon...
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