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• Going to church does not make a person religious, nor does going to school make a person educated, any more than going to a garage makes a person a car.
  -- Dr. Laurence J. Pete...
• Going to church does not make a person religious, nor does going to school make a person educated, any more than going to a garage makes a person a car.
• It makes sense, when you don't think about it.
• Riker: "What if I snore in my sleep?" Ro: "What makes you think you're going to *get* any sleep?
  -- "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2...
• A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake.
  Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help....
• Sysoping makes you fat.
• Surly to bed, surly to rise, makes you about average.